"Let's not talk about another man while I've got my finger on your prostate," Oikawa pouted. Then he nipped playfully Hinata's nose in retaliation. "Not unless we're going to invite a third man from the audience to join in."

Look, he's been to bathhouses and swingers clubs before. He knows how it works. He likes attention, so of course, he wouldn't mind being a sex show.

"Or you've got Grindr open and there's a super hot guy five meters or less looking for right now."