So, Shidou's never really taught anyone about sex before. Oh, he provided exposition and used sex as a metaphor all the time; most people got sex.

He talked about sex a lot, partly because it was on his brain all the time, partly to be an asshole and try to freak people out into underestimating him on the pitch.

But now he's going to be someone's guru, and if he's honest? He's a little nervous and a lot more excited. He doesn't want to fuck up this guy's sex life. But considering his life is pretty fucking great, the chances of that are low.

So here he is, sitting in a decent motel, waiting for Denji to show up.